The PJ Tatler

New Caption Contest: You Can Do Better Than ‘We’re Back’

Credit: Drudge Report

Credit: Drudge Report

On Sunday, Drudge Report’s headline and caption was “We’re Back” under the photo that is the subject of our latest contest. At the very least, the caption should have read “We’eeerr Ba-aaaccckkkkk” with a link to ominous music.

Then, “HILLARY CLINTON IN IOWA STIRS 2016 SPECULATION” was the AP piece‘s headline that Drudge used for his link. (Only read the AP piece if you care about the boring details of retiring Iowa Senator Tom Harkin’s annual steak fry fundraiser.)

So to save you time, here is the best line. When Hillary Clinton was asked about why she was at the Iowa steak fry, she joked that she was, “here for the steak.”

Oh, that Hillary really knows how to generate media attention! Her speech was a big, playful tease about her 2016 presidential ambitions that is one official announcement short of a done deal.

In addition to writing a more colorful caption than, “We’re back,” your mission is to answer the following questions:

What was Hillary saying to Bill the moment this photo was taken?

What was Bill smiling about?

Why did Bill’s shirt match the table cloths at the steak fry?

Was Bill also just there “for the steak?” (He is supposedly a vegetarian since his heart attacks.)  If so, that sounds fishy.

Should Hillary’s “joke” about being in Iowa “for the steak,” stand as her first official lie of the 2016 presidential campaign?

Bonus question: What will be her second official campaign lie?

With chaos reigning throughout the world, and now, according to the Pope, WWIII has already begun, (albeit “piece mail” he says) I know how important the answer to these questions are in the big scheme of life.  So get cracking!

There is so much at stake.