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Awesome! Online Dopes Think Steven Spielberg Killed an Animal That Has Been Extinct for Millions of Years

Some guy punked the whole Internet with one photo from the set of Jurassic Park. Which was a movie, in case anyone didn’t know that. It was a groundbreaking display of incredible special effects. In 1993.

Hollywood movie director Steven Spielberg is the talk of the internet after a photo of him posing with a ‘dead’ dinosaur went viral. 

The picture, taken on the set of his 1993 blockbuster Jurassic Park, was posted online last Sunday by Facebook meme-maker and wit Jay Branscomb.

In an apparent reference to the furor surrounding Kendall Jones, the 19-year-old Texas cheerleader who has gained notoriety for posing with exotic animal she has killed, Branscomb added a jokey caption claiming the photo showed a ‘despicable’ hunter.

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People quickly proved that Abraham Lincoln knew his human nature, posting reactions denouncing Spielberg as an “inhumane p**** animal killer” and swearing that they’ll never watch his movies again.

Spielberg really should be careful. The idiot demographic must number in the billions.