What would you think if I told you that we can longer afford to house and feed those spineless creatures in Washington D.C., and so we need to shut down their expensive habitat?
Yes, that’s what I thought too — but it’s actually a story about an exhibit at the National Zoo.
They’re parasites; they bite and sting. But their disappearance would fundamentally change the planet.”
No, seriously…it’s not what you think. It’s about cuttlefish and butterflies and such.
We…will not euthanize healthy invertebrates…
Ok. That’s enough, now. Stop it!