How Much of a Clown is Michelle Obama? This Much.

Trick-or-Treat, smell my feet, give me brussel sprouts to eat…?

First Lady Michelle Obama held a news conference last night, where she predicted that one day, children would go out on Halloween and beg for healthy food instead of candy.

Yeah. That’s not gonna happen.

Or, it’ll only happen if the government bans candy and the means to make it. Maybe that’ll happen if Nanny Bloomberg appoints himself dictator for life.

Otherwise, not gonna happen, no matter how much Michelle Obama the failed gardener pretends to want it to happen.

Now, I’m going to go eat a couple of leftover Halloween Three Musketeers bars.

And not just for dessert after a healthy lunch.

So there.