Tweets Of The Day 01-18-2013

You may see a lot of repeat appearances here because some people just crank out more entertaining stuff. Today, we have our first encore and it’s our very own Vodkapundit, Stephen Green (we’ll save his for last). Have a great weekend everyone!

Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces — Example: I’m going to the liquor store and I fear it may be closed.

— Marquis Campbell (@MotionnPicture) January 18, 2013

Nagin indicted.Apparently Louisiana isn’t giving up their title to Illinois without a fight.#caring

— Jack (@Mr_Fastbucks) January 19, 2013

Chicago has had 27 homicides as 94 people shot. We have the strictest gun control laws and, apparently, also the worst aim.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) January 18, 2013

Looks like I’m going to have to think up a new reason for going through airport security with an erection.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 18, 2013