The PJ Tatler

Obama Stabbed First, Aimed Never in Bayonet Quip

TMZ reports that bayonet makers are none too happy with President Obama today.

According to the official U.S. Marine Corps website, every Marine is STILL required to complete a bayonet training program … because “the weapon becomes just as effective [as a rifle] in close combat situations.”

We spoke with Dan Riker from Bayonet Inc. — a leading military surplus outlet that specializes in bayonets — who tells us he believes Obama’s comment was “ignorant … because our soldiers still use bayonets.”

He adds, β€œ[Bayonets] are still distributed to the military all the time — he should get educated on it”

For the record, Riker says he won’t be voting for Obama … “and I didn’t vote for him last election either.”

More: So it turns out that we probably have more bayonets now than we did in 1916. Obama — fail!