In Case You Were Wondering, Tom Cruise is So Enlightened He's Considered an 'Operating Thetan'

In the Scientologist way of thinking, actor Tom Cruise or more than just an actor who keeps playing the same cocky character in film after film after tiresome film. He’s enlightened to the point of being magical.

Tom, 50, is the most famous follower of the religion and an investigation byRolling Stone back in 2006 revealed that he had reached an advanced level of Scientology and was known as an ‘Operating Thetan’ or an ‘OT’.

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‘OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behaviour of, both animals and human beings.’

Impressive. Who wouldn’t want to be able to move stuff around and control people with their minds?

But if it’s true, how did Katie Holmes outsmart him?

Katie Holmes set the wheels in motion for her divorce from Tom Cruise using a throwaway cellphone provided by a friend to initially talk to her lawyers and avoid her husband knowing about the conversations, according to a source familiar with the divorce.

The move allowed her to prepare her legal case without Cruise and his staff knowing she was about to exit the marriage and left him shocked at the sudden divorce. By the time a deal was struck last weekend to end the marriage, she hired three law firms in three states.

Catholic mom for the win, I guess.