The PJ Tatler

Anthroprogenic Global Warming Gave us President Obama.

This article at PJ Tatler has links to many events attributed to global warming.  Through a possible oversight, it does not include the 2008 election of President Obama and a Democrat controlled Congress. However, the problem may simply be that no such attribution has been demonstrated.  My very own rigorously absurd scientific study demonstrates that and more.

President Obama halted the monster of global warming and thereby caused the seas to cease their rise. Now that global warming is returning with a vengeance, we must give him another four years and a compliant Congress to do our his bidding.  Otherwise, there will no longer be any suitable habitat for humanity left.

Surely, the simplest high school student can understand these inconvenient truths.
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So must the rest of us.