The PJ Tatler

Separated at Birth?

As rebels stormed Tripoli yesterday and Libyan dictator Moammar “Get Me Outta Here” Gadhafi ran for his miserable life, Moammar jr, otherwise known as Seif “You Can Call Me” al-Islam showed up at the city’s Rixos Hotel where a bunch of foreign journalists were staying and declared, “We broke the back of the rebels. It was a trap. We gave them a hard time, so we are winning.”

All well and good as far as it goes, but two telling facts went unnoticed by the mainstream press.  One, Charlie Sheen has never appeared anywhere at the same time as Seif al-Islam.  Two, al-Islam has just signed a multi-million dollar contract to co-star in the new TV series, “Two And a Half Murderous Thugs.”

Coincidence?  I think not.  Duh, winning.