The PJ Tatler

*Sigh* there just are no words

Sent to me in my email:

Lord’s Prayer: 66 words
10 Commandments: 179 words
Gettysburg address: 286 words
Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
US Constitution with 27 Amendments: 7,818 words.
US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words

And we wonder why we’re in the shape we’re in…