Weiner limericks! Weiner-ku!

There once was a fella named Weiner

He tweeted a pic of his peener

He claimed he was hacked

But the facts did not back

And the pic showed the world he’s a leaner

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Anthony Weiner

blamed a hacker for his pic

Her mom thinks he’s sick

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There once was a Dem name of Tony

He fat fingered a pic of his bony

To a lass in the West

Then he got quite distressed

Claim of hack was, like him, just a phony