The PJ Tatler

Blame it on the...shirts?

The Milli Vanilli presidency is truly one fine, professional outfit.

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney looked to his wardrobe today to explain to reporters who objected to his off camera briefing why he decided not to get under the klieg lights.

I have to say it’s because my shirt — I didn’t have any white or blue shirts — and this one wouldn’t work on TV, so I decided to gaggle.  All my other shirts are in the laundry.

Um-hm, sure. It has nothing to do with having to answer why the President of the United States was out juggling soccer balls in Rio while his “time-limited, scope-limited” military action in Libya just about spun out of control.