The PJ Tatler

Just got my Oscar ballot

The “Official Final Ballot” for the Academy Awards is mighty weird this year. They want you to rank the ten best pictures in order. There’s something creepy about that, not to mention anal. (Actually the ballot says “You need not place a number beside every one of the titles in order for your ballot to count, but the more preferences you indicate, the more chances you have to influence the outcome of the voting.” Ho-kay.)

How am I voting then? Well, I’m not allowed to say (and stay an Academy member, that is). But if you browse back through a few Poliwoods you might get a hint. And allow me to say that I always had a great deal of respect for The Queen.