The PJ Tatler

Video: Watch the SOTU before it even happens

Just kidding.  I’m sure the prez is still getting in sync with TOTUS.  For my money, if I’m subjected to watching someone read a teleprompter tonight, I’d rather watch the best prompter reader in the business. (mild language warning)

If the Notorious PAB isn’t in the house, Brett Baier will do.

CNN, pay attention.  I’ve just given you a big hint on why Fox pwn3s you.