The PJ Tatler

Now They're Killing the Lions

Mysterious mass murder in Tehran:  lions and tigers gunned down in the zoo.  We Leos (even in the new updated zodiac) are predictably upset.  I rather expect the royalists will be upset, too, since their flag has a lion on it (although no tiger).

Who knows what happened really?  The regime is saying they weren’t shot, but euthanized by injection.  Kinda like changing the death sentence of an adulteress from stoning to hanging?

But it reinforces my theory about the fanatical buffoons who run the Islamic Republic.  They screw up most everything.  What a crowd…