The PJ Tatler

Dick Cheney's Heart

Dick Cheney is considering whether to undergo a heart transplant. Here’s what some are saying:

“The New York Times confirms what many of his political opponents always assumed: Dick Cheney has no pulse.”

“Do You Want To Give Dick Cheney Your Heart?”

“Other heart-transplant candidates join a long waiting list. Dick Cheney merely decides whether he wants one. Then he sends out for a young man to be freshly slaughtered.”

“Does Dick Cheney have pangs of real guilt? I think not as having remorse, feelings of guilt, or just common sense about the right thing to do takes a heart……and now we know for sure that is not Dick Cheney’s strong point.”

It’s the New Tone™.