(New “Unwoke” episodes are posted on the podcast page every week.)
Cue "The Boys Are Back in Town," please, Mr. DJ.
OK, we're in different towns, but we are SO back. Today's topic: the never-ending existential threat that China poses to the United States and the ease with which we're distracted from that by things like the supersized order of nothingburger that the Epstein Files obsession keeps serving us, or the oh-so-serious outrage over this year's Super Bowl halftime show.
Seriously, it's embarrassing.
The ChiComs must be absolutely delighted by how many squirrels we are willing to chase while their ceaseless efforts to destroy the Republic continue unabated. I'm beginning to wonder if Jeffrey Epstein wasn't The Manchurian Pedo. Anyway, lots of tough love here in our first episode of 2026, which is sure to ruffle some feathers. If you ever find us in complete agreement with everyone, that will mean that the Apocalypse is scheduled for the following weekend.
Brokeback the Magic Mescaline Pony has missed you crazy kids. Kevin and I were thrilled to put the Diddy Oil reserves to good use again. Everything we do, we do in the service of American liberty.
Enjoy!
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