The Primary Season Yadda-Yadda - The Candidates Paraphrased

Mitt to Rudy: You’re a big spender.

Rudy to Mitt: You’re a bigger spender.

Mitt to Rudy: No, you!

Rudy to Mitt: No, you!

Fred: Er… um… ahh…. You both spend too much!


Ron: The government should not exist!

Barack to Hillary: I was against the Iraq War before you were.

Hillary to Barack: You’re unqualified.

Barack to Hillary: You’re too qualified!

Hillary to Barack: You don’t know what you’re talking about!

John: I was against the Iraq War while a fetus!

Bill: I was against the Iraq War in a previous life!

(Have we learned anything of interest yet…? Only 750 months to go…. zzzz…..)


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