Your new status symbol is here – a $55,000 hybrid that does 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds. [Hey, but you get a tax credit for energy efficiency.-ed. Right. I forgot.]
UPDATE: Were keys to this car here? If so, someone got a deal.
MORE: “Bobos in Priuses” by Judd Magilnick. [Talk is cheap. I bet your next car is a hybrid.-ed. You’re probably right.]