Roger L. Simon

Endangered Species Alert

Further evidence surfaced today that the last of the dinosaurs — the genus Anchormanus Pompousis — will soon be headed for extinction with the rest of his Paleolithic brethren. As NBC sponsors fled in panic, one of the remaining members of the small-brained species — Brian Williams — was seen sinking into the LaBrea Tar Pits, waving his arms in desperation and insisting that, yes, medieval Iranian religious misogynists were just the same as American Revolutionaries who authored the Bill of Ri…i… i…