Cole Porter Channels CBS

By Roger L. Simon Sep 20, 2004 10:13 AM ET

Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.
She is sorry to be delayed,
but last evening down in Lover’s Lane she strayed, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.

UPDATE: From music to photographs, some people never learn. It’s hard to believe this was taken yesterday, but it was!