Cole Porter Channels CBS

Roger L. Simon | 10:13 AM on September 20, 2004

Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.
She is sorry to be delayed,
but last evening down in Lover’s Lane she strayed, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.

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UPDATE: From music to photographs, some people never learn. It’s hard to believe this was taken yesterday, but it was!

Roger L. Simon

Roger L. Simon is an award-winning novelist, Oscar-nominated screenwriter and currenty editor-at-large of The Epoch Times.

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