Geraldo is a big snooze

What’s with this Geraldo guy and how is he still on television? I got off, he should get off. Okay, I’m dead, but he looks dead… and no one’s watching anyway. Who cares what Geraldo thinks about Egypt? I don’t even care what he thinks about Little Egypt (I’ll keep her for myself)…. As a wise man (me) once said, I’d never join a club that would have me as a member – or appear on Fox with Jerry Rivers. Roger Aisles, are you listening? Get rid of this guy, say the secret word and you get $50!