It’s Pride Month and you know what that means! Endless rainbow virtue signaling from every store and product that is entirely obsessed with capturing the approval and kudos from the Gaystappo pride-pushers. Woe to any company that doesn’t take part in such celebrations of sexual behavior — the Lavender Mafia will ensure their downfall and subsequent banning from airports nationwide. And so, predictably, most companies saturate their advertisements with rainbow flags that double as a white flag of surrender to the cultural demands of the vocal minority. From face cream to beer, one can’t avoid it. Cue Budweiser with the weirdest virtue signal yet… or is it trolling? Things are so ridiculous lately, who can tell?
Excited to reveal we are now proud sponsors of Pride in London! We are working closely with them and our charity partners to celebrate the diversity within the LGBT+ community and Fly the Flag for everyone at the #PrideJubilee
A taste of what's to come… pic.twitter.com/g1FYlXqJJk
— Budweiser UK (@BudweiserUK) May 31, 2019
These are new conglomerations of colors. What do they mean? You’re about to find out in dizzying detail sure to stupefy the gayest among us.
Magenta is for same-gender attraction, blue is for attraction to genders other than your own, and lavender (a mix of the two) represents attraction to your own and other genders, though some interpret it differently. pic.twitter.com/BRWeTo2C5j
— Budweiser UK (@BudweiserUK) May 31, 2019
Wait, what? I’ve read that three times and I’m still no closer to comprehension.
Black is for asexuals who don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone. Grey is for grey-asexuals, who sometimes feel sexual attraction, and demi-sexuals who only feel it if they know someone well. White nods to non-asexual allies, and purple represents the whole community. pic.twitter.com/CfAExuxb99
— Budweiser UK (@BudweiserUK) May 31, 2019
Asexuals? This is a sexual attraction now? People who feel no sexual attraction are sexually identified? What is this madness? Did Budweiser just make this up? Did Bill Nye consult on this?
The Twitter reactions are fun.
— Autumn Johnson (@AutumnDPJohnson) June 3, 2019
Quite so. June cannot be over fast enough.
