Merry Christmas, Mexico! Here's Five Billion Dollars!

To paraphrase Clark Griswold, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised to find out that the U.S. State Department is gifting Central America with more than ten billion dollars — with five of that going to Mexico. Meanwhile, the feds are not funding the wall we were promised. If this isn’t a kick in the face, I don’t know what else you would call it! I’ve put up with about as much as I can take with the ineffectiveness of this system of government we have made for ourselves.

Everyone knows I supported Trump. I’ve been with him since the primaries and through all the smears and slander, but this is where I get off. Let me be clear: I do not hate the man. I don’t even think his “crudeness” (as everyone loves to call it) is even a thing. I think he’s funny. I don’t think he cheapens political discourse but livens it up to a degree that has never been seen before. It’s so entertaining and fun that people who never paid attention to politics now see it as must-see-TV. I don’t have any issues with his “moral failings,” whatever those might be, because they’re none of my business. I don’t care who he dated, insulted, paid off legally, or whatever else everyone has a problem with. But the one thing I do care about, immigration, has now exploded into a raging fire that cannot be squelched.

I was willing to put up with hell on earth for that wall. Solving national security and putting an end to the cost of illegal immigration was important enough to me to put up with all the smears and character assassination I took for supporting Trump. Being called a Nazi and a racist wasn’t pleasant, but it was part of the deal Trump supporters had to accept to get what we were promised. A big, beautiful wall with a great big door. Wall, fence, whatever… we were promised a barrier.

Except the wall is a bust. It’s not going to happen with only two years before the next election and the Democrats back in control of the House. They aren’t going to fund it, and to make matters worse, they’re pretending five billion dollars is too much to spend on our national security while not blinking at Mike Pompeo sending twice that to the border jumpers. (Can someone answer why the State Department has access to that kind of money? Maybe it’s time to shut down the State Department.)

If I could get to the feckless GOP — who screwed around for two years when they could have funded the wall when we had control of every branch of the government — I would tell them, to quote Clark Griswold again, what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey **** they are.

And that includes Donald Trump at this point. How can he do this to us? We, who have been assaulted for wearing his name on hats at gas stations or thrown out of restaurants or beaten bloody on the street. We who put up with the worst political climate in my lifetime did so for one reason: He said he was going to build a wall. And what did we get? Prisoners let out of jail early? Maybe prison reform was necessary. I mean, let’s face it, the elite of this country never ever face any consequences when they break the law, so why should the rest of us? Of course, the prison reform I was hoping for was to LOCK THAT WITCH UP, ALREADY — you know, the one who kept an illegal server in her basement and had phones destroyed with hammers and fixed a damn election. Or perhaps lock up that friend of hers who keeps a secret island where he takes famous people to rape little girls. I had high hopes that we would fill the prisons with those people, not let out the ones who are currently there. But what do I know? I’m just the stupid sap who believed Donald Trump could beat these people.

Instead, he seems to continue to hire swamp-dwellers who hate him and write tell-alls (or send ten billion dollars to Central America) while the Deep State continues to outmaneuver him at every turn. Every person around him is going to go to jail, whether they deserve to or not. Our corrupt FBI and Justice Department are going to see to that. Our justice system is now the same as it was behind the Iron Curtain: Show us the man and we’ll show you the crime. (By the way, if it’s a crime to lie to the FBI, shouldn’t it be a crime when they lie to us? And if that’s the case, then why isn’t Peter Strzok going to prison?)

The biggest mistake Trump made was not firing every single Obama holdover in every agency in Washington and beyond. And because of that, it’s the snake that grows a new head every time you chop one off. People were terrified Trump was going to be some heavy-handed dictator and he turned out to be a mouse! He promised to come in swinging and instead we get, “well, we don’t really want to shut down the government so maybe we’ll fund it a different way blah blah blah,” while Mike Pompeo sends TEN BILLION dollars off to the invaders. You’ve got to be kidding me! We can’t even blame this on Democrats! Mike Pompeo works for the president! He should be fired immediately and that rotten deal canceled!

This is the end for me. I said from the beginning that if there was no wall during the first term, there would be no second term. I certainly won’t vote for the privilege of going through this hell again for another four years — slandered, defamed, and terrorized. I may never vote again! What the hell good does it do? Here we finally thought that when we won it was going to mean something because Trump fights! But the ineffective do-nothing Republican curse appears to be contagious. What happened to the brawler? While he was getting nowhere on the wall, did he okay ten billion dollars to fund the cartel (most likely)? Does anyone really believe that money is going to build infrastructure? Puhleeze. Everyone with half a brain knows it’s going to end up in the pockets of bad hombres.

I understand that Trump is under the biggest attack on a president we’ve ever seen and part of me wouldn’t blame him if he just gave up and quit. At this point, I don’t see any way for him to pull out of this mess. If he manages to do it, he really will be the greatest president ever. But as of right now he’s getting the crap beat out of him by the Deep State. I’m sorry to pile on (because he deserves none of what he’s getting from the enemy), but that wall was the reason you were elected, Mr. President. The only reason. It wasn’t prison reform, or the economy, or even the embassy in Jerusalem (which admittedly was a huge success). Without that wall, your presidency is void. It’s time to get serious and get it built because you only have two years left before the wicked, nightmare-inducing, cheating, lying Democrats with their army of basement dwelling, socialist, blue-haired, gender-confused miscreants and illegals steal the 2020 election and make sure Republicans never win another major election again.

Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where’s the Tylenol?