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Rapper A$AP Rocky Found Guilty of Assault in Sweden But Won't Go Back to Jail

A$AP Rocky at Pre-Grammy Gala And Salute To Industry Icons in Beverly Hills, Calif. The American rapper, whose name is Rakim Mayers, was ordered held by a Swedish court Friday, July 5, for two weeks in pre-trial detention while police investigate a fight on Sunday in central Stockholm. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP, File)

If you’re a fan of rap music and/or owning the libs, you know that rapper A$AP Rocky recently spent several weeks in a Stockholm jail after being arrested for assault. President Trump publicly complained about it, Sweden let A$AP go, and the left got really mad because Trump isn’t supposed to get what he wants, no matter what it is.

They say Trump only spoke up for the guy to cover up his own white supremacy. Which makes sense if you don’t think about it.

This latest development will make libs angry too, because everything makes them angry. The Local, Sweden’s English-language newspaper, reports:

A unanimous Swedish court on Wednesday found US rapper ASAP Rocky guilty of assaulting another man in Stockholm in June.

Stockholm District Court handed the rapper and his two friends, who were also found guilty of assault, suspended sentences, which means they will not have to return to Sweden to serve time in jail…

Due to the time the trio spent in detention in Stockholm before they were released pending the verdict, the court did not impose a fine. It did however order them to pay the plaintiff 12,500 kronor ($1,300) in damages…

It’s cute, they have their own little money and everything.

On behalf of Americans everywhere, I’m glad A$AP Rocky escaped the clutches of those filthy, herring-eating socialists. Now he can put this behind him and get back to rapping or whatever.

Of course, the whole thing won’t be complete until Trump sends out a victory tweet. Stay tuned.