No More Stolen Elections!

I know you’re all tired of hearing about this, but it’s crunch time and slacking off would be fatal.
That little beady red rat eyed punk Patterico pulled ahead of me in the Wizbang blog awards. He’s bribing people for votes, spreading rumors about me and women’s underpants, and is almost certainly otherwise rigging the system.
Meryl Yourish is in third place. She emailed me and said she would form an alliance with him to gang up on me, then betray him in the end. Well, Meryl, that betrayal had better come fast.
Thousands of people cruise by this site everyday. If every one of you takes just a few seconds to go on over there and vote for me I’ll whoop ’em both by a fat whopping margin.
So come on, dearly beloved fans and antagonists. Help me out here. My gigantic ego depends on it. Vote for me. Early, late, and frequently.
Cheers. And cheers to you, too, Patterico and Meryl. You’re alright – as long as you lose!