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More UFOs Crashing Into Iran

Maybe there’s a linkage to British Tory leader David Cameron’s promise to come clean about UFOs?  After all, most Iranians believe their country is manipulated by the Brits…or maybe it was a special American envoy trying to deliver Obama’s historic message to the supreme leader?  Who knows?  But there seem to be a lot of these crashes nowadays in the Islamic Republic…

In any case, it sounds pretty dramatic:

While other reports spoke of meteors, Nasrollahi said there were no conclusive witnesses in this regard but he did not dismiss the possibility that the crash has been caused by a meteor.

Eye-witnesses assure that the explosion has been caused as a result of the crash of a radiant unidentified flying object onto the ground.

Here’s the whole thing.