7 Ways Noah Turns the Bible Upside Down

I had no intention of seeing Darren Aronofsky's Noah, a film releasing wider this weekend "inspired by the [biblical] story of Noah." Though initial glimpses excited me, revelations regarding Aronofsky's stark deviations from the biblical narrative blunted my interest. Word on the street was that Aronofsky sought to recast Noah in an environmentalist mold and completely abandon key biblical themes.

Thursday night, I found myself out and about with a couple of hours to kill and decided to catch an early screening. As it turns out, everything you've heard about the heresy in Noah proves true. Here are 7 ways Aronofsky's Noah upends the Bible (major spoilers):

7. Return of the Ents

Yeah, you read that right. Ents, the giant walking trees from The Lord of the Rings. What, you don't remember those in the Bible?

Okay, these aren't ents precisely. They are "Watchers," fallen angels who rebelled against "the creator" (God makes no appearance in the film) by descending to Earth to help mankind. They lumber about in clumsy stone bodies as punishment for their disobedience.