I Kid You Not: The Top 4 Reasons I Don't Have Children
I bow to no one when it comes to admiring conservative author Mark Steyn.
I've traveled miles to hear him speak and even own "Mark Steyn" t-shirts.
However, he and I disagree about arguably his most famous conviction:
That we in the West need to have more children, pronto.
I might joke that the best argument against Steyn's conclusion is, well, this.
But obviously, I know Steyn's right.
However, like Al Gore with his private jet, I just don't plan to do my part to ameliorate this state of affairs.
I never have.
When I was playing with a doll, all of age four, some nice lady bent down and chirped, "I guess you'll want a real one of those of your own one day...?"
I recoiled in horror. Normally a quiet (nay, catatonic) youngster, I can still hear myself bawling, "NO!!"
I have never entertained a different answer. Not even for a moment -- passionate, drunken, hormonal, or otherwise.
Why is that?
(Besides the obvious answer: Because gross!)