5 Things About Getting Older That Shouldn't Have Surprised Me ... But Did
I never imagined what being 40 would feel like, because it never occurred to me that I'd ever be 40. I didn't think I wouldn't be, mind you. It was just too boring to enter my brain, and it seemed like forever from now. -- Stephanie Dolgoff
Been there, done that, got the postcard. Haven't we all (I'm not including you whippersnappers in "all" -- and P.S.: get off my lawn!)? When you're a kid, people who are middle-aged almost seem like a different species. You're young, energetic, and have your whole life in front of you. You're the male lion of the human world, and they're not the hyenas you're going to surpass or the antelope you plan to eat; they're more the hippos of the human world. You see them around, moving from one task to another, doing things you don't. You don't hate them or eat them, but you don't want to be them either. The idea that you'll be like that one day seems almost beyond belief.
Theoretically, you understand that it's going to happen to you, but your brain blocks it out because it seems so far-fetched. "Me? Middle-aged? Like my parents? Well, if....oooh, I like that song. Hey, that's shiny" and next thing you know, you've forgotten about it. Then one day, you wake up old. At least that's how it happened to me.
True story: from the time I was 25-39, I FELT like I was the same age the entire time, 25. When I moved from 39 to 40, it was almost like I aged 15 years in a day. It was like I went to bed at 25 and woke up at 40.
Unsurprisingly, since I had trouble conceptualizing being middle-aged, it was hard for me to know what to expect. That made aging a wonderland of delightful surprises -- if by delightful surprises, you mean taxes I didn't realize I had to pay and bouts of bursitis in my hips.
1) Declining health: When you're young, you can stay out all night, work all day, take a physical pounding, and still recover in a day or two. The first one, I can still do. If I have need to go three or four days in a row with minimal sleep and get up at 5 a.m. on the last day, no problem. Granted, I might lie around listening to the alarm clock for five minutes before I peel myself out of bed, but I can do it.
On the other hand, like a lot of people, I've accumulated a number of little minor physical problems over the years. My feet are a little too flat, and that, combined with being overweight, proved to be too much for me when I got up to jogging a mile and a half a day on the treadmill. It led to an attack of plantar fasciitis. I've always had a bit of a bad back, but over the last couple of years I started to develop some hip pain from spending so much time each day writing in front of a computer. Happily, I took care of that with the help of a chiropractor, but I now have to stretch a couple of times per day, not so much to improve, but just to maintain the most optimal level of health possible.
Is there anyone in the world who couldn't see this coming? I mean, we've all met old people, right? We've seen professional athletes who've gotten old and noticed that they couldn't play in the NFL anymore, haven't we? But somehow, you never quite expect it to happen to you. You're going to remain just as young, vital, and strong as you were at 20 forever -- until you don't and you're left scratching your head wondering why it takes so long for your bruises to heal.