As a former New York City libstain, I can assure you the following is 100% accurate when it comes to protesting:
- Liberals believe protesting while dressed in stupid costumes is irreverent.
- Libdolts also think that being naked while protesting is "shocking" to us silly "Bible thumpers."
- The Democrats are so desperate for protestors that they are now paying grandparents to spend their finals days cosplaying as water fowl to make a "point" against President Donald Trump.
If you take a quick look at the apparatchiks who took to the streets of America (don't look too long, trust me) for the "No Kings" rallies, you'll notice a few things about the No King-a-ling protestors: many are crusty old hippies, some of whom are wearing dumb costumes, and most of them are nuttier than squirrel feculence. Also, it appears that a ton of these hippy relics are being paid to turn on their hearing aids, tune in to CNN, and drop out of their scrapbooking class to revolt against "King Trump."
Many of these codger communists are recruited and paid by Rise and Resist, an NGO that is apparently snagging buckets-o-cash so they can pay necrogenarins to belittle themselves politically rather than spend their final years fishing with their obese, blue-haired grandkids, who are likely too afraid to touch a blue gill anyway.
Below are a few videos from the communists' latest attempt to feel relevant.
WARNING: Some of these videos include semi-naked liberals and salty language, because nothing says "take me seriously" like a flower child flashing his bahookie and cursing in front of kids.
From Long Island's Setauket Patriots:
FACT-O-RAMA! Setauket was the home base of George Washington's famous Long Island spy ring, which has been memorialized by Spy Trail Distillery, which I highly recommend if you like great bourbon and vodka as you read about our nation's patriotic history.
I once had an uncle with Parkinson's disease who would put on his tighty-whiteys over his trousers. I have no idea which illness convinced this geezer to don a goose suit to engage "King" Trump:
A strange new alliance has formed between the boomers and the furries, perhaps out of desperation.https://t.co/AIhWtXH76o pic.twitter.com/bLHTMRebIn
— Matthew Perdie (@PerdieXAmerica) October 19, 2025
Remember how the left lost their religion over the J6 "gallows"? Apparently, some Marxist mompara brought a guillotine to the "No Kings" fracas in Phoenix.
FACT-O-RAMA! The Romans narrowly dodged a military defeat because geese, not the guard dogs, alerted the soldiers that the Gauls were attacking. For years afterwards, Romans would kill dogs before a goose resting on a comfy, purple pillow. The ritual was called supplica canun, or "the punishment of the dogs."
Nothing screams oppressed and resist like dressing up like a child.
— Jason Wall (@PaRaDoxX1821) October 19, 2025
This is so unserious.
Who thought the leftists secret weapon would be an army of cosplaying furries.
No Kings🤣🤣🤣🤣
What an absolute joke. pic.twitter.com/ohVHjmq4jH
Not every social justice waltzer dresses up as though they've come from a Mummenschanz love-in. Some of the animals came to call for murder, like this yobbo who spent a few minutes at the "mostly peaceful" "No Kings" buffoonery to call for the murder of pretty much everyone that he doesn't like:
EXCLUSIVE: Yesterday in Chicago, on the perimeter of the NO KINGS rally, an activists speaking in front of a Progressive Labor Party sign exclaims, “You gotta grab a gun, we gotta turn around the guns on this fascist system. These ICE agents gotta get shot and wiped out. The same… pic.twitter.com/zKkiyVKe9J
— Christopher Sweat (@SweatEm) October 19, 2025
The last commie filth we will clown-slap today is a teacher who mocked the assassination of Charlie Kirk at a "No Kings" rally.
Meet Lucy Martinez. She teaches/taught at Nathan Hale Elementary School. No one is sure if the miscreant is still employed.
Related: The ‘No Kings’ Protesters Are Even Dumber Than You Thought
She thought it would be cool to put a finger gun to her throat and pull the trigger while at a Chicago-area "No Kings" rally, despite the fact that over 1,000 colleges and high schools have requested a TP USA chapter since a gay man assassinated Charlie Kirk to impress his boyfriend who yearns to be a girlfriend.
Is it any coincidence that Lucy Martinez, the teacher who mocked Charlie Kirk’s murder during a No Kings protest, teaches at a school with abysmal academic results?
— The Based Mother (née Elena) (@TheBasedMother) October 19, 2025
When you hire activists instead of educators, children lose. When teachers unions choose politics over academics,… pic.twitter.com/bcnmgCAu1e
I suspect the far-left fruitcakes have gotten away with so many trespasses that they figured that We the People would just shut up and absorb the pain of mocking Charlie Kirk. Not me. I hope this Mao-mao-moo chick is on the unemployment line tomorrow.
The pain will get worse, but we will win.
Stay salty, patriots. We got this, I promise. Now get yourself a bottle of Spy Trail Distillery bourbon and/or vodka. I refuse to give money to people and businesses that hate America. I hope you will join me!
