I am beginning to believe that deep beneath the Democratic National Committee's (DNC) office in Washington, D.C., past the dusty furnace and beyond the cryogenic machines — "Pelosi, party of one, Pelosi" — lies the dungeonesque office of the American Socialist Secret Cable TV Lies Operation Warroom (A**CLOWN), where soap-dodging incel communists rewrite the history of Democrats whom no one would ever vote for. Enter Kamala Harris, STAT!
The Democrats' recent thaumaturgic attempt to claim Harris isn't the "border czar" is just the beginning of the tommyrot we can expect to have gavaged down our throats.
Kamala Harris has been such a failure as Border Czar that the Democrats passed out a card of talking points in an attempt to gaslight the country again. Vote Trump pic.twitter.com/zlBshxi4t2
— Tesla Vee (@TeslaVee) July 26, 2024
Harris is arguably one of the more detestable politicians of our era. She primaried for the presidential nomination in 2020 but received no votes. Her cackling is reminiscent of that scene in "Ghost" where the bad guy gets his final reward.
The Democrats need nothing short of sorcery to make the notoriously nasty Harris likable enough for them to drag her over the finish line on Election Day.
"It's clear that you're not working with somebody who is willing to do the prep and the work," one former staffer told the newspaper. "With Kamala you have to put up with a constant amount of soul-destroying criticism and also her own lack of confidence. So you're constantly sort of propping up a bully and it's not really clear why." —Business Insider, December 5, 2021
The Humpty Dumpty-like rebuilding of Kamala won't be easy, but do not underestimate the wizards working for A**CLOWN nor the obeisance of lefty voters to hungrily swallow the flapdoodle that their political media masters feed them, such as these gems:
Imagine believing these blue-anon conspiracy theories, then going back to the same news outlets for more! pic.twitter.com/0caTU9GdMn
— The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show Mon- Fri. 10-11 am! (@KDJRadioShow) July 30, 2024
But convincing the typical devoted communist Facebook keyboard warrior to support Harris isn't the goal. Sure, your green-haired, hirsute niece will do her part and promote Kamala on the socials, but A**CLOWN's real goal is to snag just enough of the electorate when the pollsters start sniffing around. The Democrats' goal isn't necessarily to win; it's to keep the polls close enough so they can believably cheat Kamala into the White House as some people believe they did with Gropey Joe Biden in the 2020 election.
FACT-O-RAMA! In a clownish attempt to cover Kamala's ineptitude, Time Magazine chimerically reported that the "border isn't the problem."
Of course, if the Marxist slug-slime trails can't get the polls going in their favor, they are likely to get "creative" with their propaganda.
Check out this headline from the Pravda press media mudpuppies at Newsweek: "Donald Trump Receives Crushing Polls From Black Voters."
This piece of journalistic feculence falls apart quickly:
An Angus Reid Institute survey of 1,743 registered voters, conducted between July 23 and 25, shows that Harris, the presumptive 2024 Democratic nominee, is 2 points ahead of the former president (44 percent to 42) with just over three months until November's election.
When broken down further, the polls show that more than two-thirds (67 percent) of the 226 Black voters surveyed said they intend on voting for Harris at the 2024 election, compared to 12 percent who said they will be backing Trump. A total of 17 percent of Black voters said they are still not sure whom they will vote for.
If we're to take this poll seriously, it puts Kamala at 44% and Trump at 42%, which is usually within the margin of error. Hardly "crushing" for anyone who reads beyond the headlines.
Who really is Joe Biden's hand-picked successor, Kamala Harris?
— Holding Biden Accountable (@PushBidenLeft) July 29, 2024
She didn't just fall out of a coconut tree! 🥥🌴
Here's the most comprehensive thread on the context that came before. 1/ pic.twitter.com/qS9sFSzLPO
You're probably asking the same question everyone is, "What in the name of the sweet Baby Jesus is the Angus Reid Institute?"
The Angus Reid Institute is an allegedly "non-partisan" charity that conducts polls in Canada. The site has links for articles on "carbon tax" and, of course, "climate change."
Newsweek needed to go to communist Canada to find a poll that supported its narrative. Perhaps it'll follow up with a "crushing" poll from the Beijing Courier.
Related: Kamala's Running Mate Selection Process Takes a Humiliating Turn
Democrats have long assumed that black voters will support them, but the black vote swung largely for Trump while Biden was still in the race. But as Fox News recently reported, a small group of black men on MSNBC reported they all know at least one black, male Trump supporter.
FACT-O-RAMA! If the Democrats lose even a portion of the black vote, they are looking at an Election Day bloodbath. They know they've been hemorrhaging black votes. This may be why the Democratic Party put Harris in without a primary.
So now what?
I suspect the Democrats will continue to scrub the interwebs of everything that accurately portrays Kamala Harris as the unlikable, maladroit, Marxist harridan stain she is.
Whatever "bump" she may see after choosing a running mate will likely evaporate, leaving angry, desperate Facebook apparatchiks to beclown themselves by posting hallucinatory articles of Harris's "achievements" and bonhomie. But thanks largely to Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter/X, the truth will always be out there for those who seek it.
