Jour de Gloire?

Our sources in the French military say elite commandos of the republic’s feared Marseillaise unit are preparing to launch a daring Abbottabad-style raid to spring Socialist hero and accused sex offender Dominique Strauss-Kahn from durance vile in Manhattan. But although they know exactly where the international man of intrigue is being held, his rescue will have to wait. It seems even the military isn’t exempt from the Socialists’ brilliant 35-hour workweek, which has slowed training.

Patience, DSK!