All This and a Bag of Quips

• After some time and study, it’s been determined that if you don’t interfere with police actions, they tend to leave you alone.

• Remember that the same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s not the environment you’re in, it’s what you’re made of.

• So they’ve taken away my plastic straws, which were wrapped in paper, and forced me to use paper straws that were wrapped in plastic. That's bad enough on its own. But why are they wrapped in plastic? So they won’t draw moisture. You can’t make this stuff up.

• I saw all that I needed to know about the left once it started cheering for Iran.

• The same crowd that doesn’t call a fetus a baby somehow believes that a man in heels is a woman.

• Interesting how the left wants ICE agents to ID themselves, but not voters.

• There’s a major difference between wanting to be in America and actually being an American. Culture versus legality.

• If we allow the government to decide what “truth” is, truth will be whatever the government wants you to believe, regardless of the actual facts. COVID-19 should have shown us that much. Now, about Ilhan Omar marrying her brother.

• Interesting how Hunter Biden isn’t on any executive boards anymore, huh?

• There are a large number of folks excited by the prospect of Kamala Harris running for president again, and surprisingly enough, a few of them are Democrats.

• Phone records don’t lie, but they easily prove that Fani Willis did.

• It's interesting how the people who were mere weeks ago telling us they don’t believe in borders are now all concerned about the territorial integrity of Greenland.

• If genitals don’t define gender, how does removing them affirm it?

• It’s easily demonstrated that a vote is more deadly than a gun of any type. Yet we pass laws in an attempt to control Guns, and not who votes.

• I believe the difference between now and 1972, when Joe Biden first started in politics, is best explained this way: In 1972, when you bought a car, the instruction manual told you how to adjust the brakes and the valves. These days, with Joe Biden in the rear view mirror, the manual says nothing about the brakes or the valves or, for that matter, anything technical. It does, however, instruct the driver not to drink the radiator coolant or the battery acid.

• So if we made pancakes that were coffee-flavored, would they be called frappe jacks?

• Interesting how liberals can’t tell us when life begins, but they can tell us with great certainty what the weather will be like in 100 years.

• Greenland will cost us billions of dollars. But no worries. We can always start a daycare in Minneapolis.

• I’m trying to master the art of eating a powdered doughnut without looking like I just came from the Biden White House.

• I see where Jasmine Crockett’s eyelashes have been declared a national forest.

• But when the dish and the spoon run away together, what happens when they come to a fork in the road?

• I am thoroughly amazed that crows are not on the endangered species list, given the number of them that Democrats have been having to eat lately. 

• Britney Spears’ longtime manager says the singer may never perform again. Okay, ya promise?

• A friend of mine says, “The whole root of the concept of 'justice' lies in bringing human action into accord with reality.” That’s true enough, and well said, but how does one explain reality to a Democrat? If recent years have shown us anything, it’s that the Democrats consider reality to be an entirely new concept.

• Somewhere, in some parallel universe, there is a cat that spends all of its time putting stuff back on the shelves.

• We’ve heard the pencil neck himself, Adam Schiff, saying for years now that he has evidence that there was collusion or some kind of criminal activity between Trump and his people and Russia. He’s never backed down from this, never retracted the claim. And yet, he hasn’t given it to Congress, and he hasn’t given it to any active investigation, hasn’t turned it over to the FBI, and so on. Question: Doesn’t that constitute obstruction of justice?
 
• We have all been witnesses to middle Americans sending a devastating message to Anheuser-Busch, Target, Garth Brooks, and a number of other people, all without burning them to the ground, and then taking off with everything we can carry. Sad to see Democrats haven’t got that one down yet.

• When are we going to recognize that so-called anti- discrimination policies are in fact pro- discrimination policies?

• China couldn’t care less about its contribution to “global warming,” because they themselves already HAVE a communist government. And besides, because they ARE communists, they’re broke, and can’t afford to do anything about it.

• I am a white male Christian, heterosexual. Just letting you know so you can praise me for my incredible bravery.

• I’m old enough to remember when Democrats seemed proud to claim that they were anti-communist. Perhaps my memory is off?

• When’s the last time you saw a Christian throwing homosexuals from rooftops? Just remember that the next time you see a “Queers For Palestine” t-shirt.

• The same people who are calling for the genocide of the Jews and insist that it constitutes free speech are the same ones who want you arrested for not using their self -assigned pronouns.

• I can remember a time in my life when we had so much in the way of eggs and toilet paper that every Halloween we used to throw them at neighbors’ houses, cars, and such.

• Those of you still thinking that Trump is a Nazi dictator, when’s the last time you heard of a Nazi or a dictator of any kind, for that matter, who wanted to reduce the power of government, and then went about doing it?

And finally:
 
• Juneteenth: where we celebrate a large number of white, mostly conservative Americans fighting and dying to eliminate slavery in these United States while maintaining the union of states, and annoying millions of Democrats in the process.

I’ve got more, of course. But later for that.