Ladies and gentlemen, er, we’ve just lost the picture, but, uh, what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The EJect! website has been taken over — ‘conquered’, if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive readers or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to…toil in their underground sugar caves.
(This has been a LONG time in coming, and since it looked like it was going to be ANY DAY NOW for the last three months, I just kept putting off the next post until… well, here we are.
Two reasons, mainly: first, the move means I can post my weekly AFTERBURNER commentaries as text at the same time I record them on air for PJTV. Second, I am now contractually obligated to put up two posts a week, which means that I will have to do in a month what I formerly did in two years, or else I go to jail. Incentive!
More soon… or else I’m back in the joint, and I swore when I got out last time they ain’t never getting me back there alive.)