Too good to check: “Kim Jong Un ‘sprained ankles wearing Cuban heels:’”
The North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, has sprained his ankles after tripping over his own high heels, according to a report from South Korea, four weeks after he abruptly disappeared from public view.
The Chosun Ilbo newspaper in Seoul said that Mr Kim underwent surgery in the middle of September quoting an unidentified source. It said that he is now convalescing in a heavily guarded clinic which specialises in treating high-ranking North Koreans.
All night he tried and tried, but he could not master the Cuban slide:
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Related: “He is now believed to weigh at least 20 stone as a result of his fondness for heavy drinking and imported Swiss cheese, which he gained a taste for while at school in Switzerland.”
As Stephen Kruiser quips, “Oh, the Swiss cheese eating commies are the worst, aren’t they?”
Indeed they are.