Ed Driscoll

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“CBS Report: People In Ferguson Will Loot And Destroy Businesses Until Businesses Give Them Jobs,” as spotted by the Weasel Zippers blog.

So let’s review the formula at work here:

Step One: Destroy Businesses.
Step Two: ?
Step Three: Get Hired to Perform Meaningful Work.

What could go wrong? Besides, it worked so well in Detroit — where unemployment went from 3.4 percent before their mid-’60s riots to a massive 23 percent today.

Related: Bill Whittle on “Ferguson and the Real Race War.”

(Via Instapundit, with a memetic assist from South Park.)