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"Recipe for a long life: overweight people have LOWER death risk," the UK Independent notes. Insert obligatory reference to the Sleeper diet edging closer to becoming FDA-approved here:

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Update: "Brain image study: Fructose may spur overeating," Fox DC reports. But overeating could lead to longer life, so this is all good news, right? (And lends further credence to the Sleeper diet.)