Everything is Seemingly Spinning Out of Control

“McDonald’s Calls Police On Man Dressed Up As The Burger King,” according to the Atlanta CBS affiliate:

Police were called to a local McDonald’s in relation to a disturbance caused by a man dressed as the Burger King.

In a police report provided to the Rome News-Tribune, officers indicated that they were summoned to the fast-food restaurant around 1 p.m. on Monday, in response to a call about a suspicious person on the premises.

The person was allegedly resplendent in full Burger King regalia.

Police stated that, upon his arrival, the Burger King mascot reportedly began to hand out free hamburgers to customers, and stopped to take pictures with several children.

No word yet if he offered them ObamaCare brochures as well.