'Impairment is Up in the Air'

“Sasquatch stunt takes a tragic turn on highway,” Montana’s Daily Inter Lake reports. I assume that in that region of the world, a “Ghillie suit” is of such common knowledge that it need not be explained in the lede:


A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell.

Schneider said Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m.

“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”

Remember kids, Bigfoot is naturally blurry — you’re not. But as always life — or in this case death — imitates Monty Python:


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