Ed Driscoll

Iowahawk Now Writing CNN Headlines

“Navy’s new gender-neutral carriers won’t have urinals,” CNN reports, in a headline that sounds like it was ripped from the pages of the Bard of Des Moines.

CNN has been unintentionally satirizing itself for ages. Perhaps they’ve simply decided to go all the way. Or perhaps the US Navy has, like NASA before it, decided that there are more important things in life than defending the nation and patrolling the seas.

(Via Glenn Reynolds, wondering if the US Navy has gone “from sailors to sitzpinklers.”