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“Cops: Former CNN Executive Leaves Dog Feces In Neighbor’s Mailbox,” CBS Atlanta reports:

A former high-ranking CNN executive is accused of leaving dog feces in his neighbor’s mailbox.

Covington police say the victims of the incident, Benjamin Dameron and Ralph Miller, have video of Bob Furnad walking with his dog up to the mailbox and placing a bag filled with the feces in their mailbox.

“Mr. Furnad stated that he did place a bag containing dog feces in the victim’s mail box,” Covington Police Capt. Ken Malcom told WGCL-TV.

Which seems appropriate, as CNN has been depositing similar products in viewers’ homes for the past decade or two.

Though with much less luck in more recent years than Mr. Furnad, if the above report is true.

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