As one famous George famously said:
“You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That’s the George you know, the George you grew up with… Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.”
“I love that George.”
“Me too, and he’s dying, Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!”
What would happen if another famous George, the George Lucas who made Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back (and Return of the Jedi, a blue harvest forecasting the horrors to come) came face to face with the George Lucas who made the craptacular Star Wars prequels?
If indeed, that’s who made them…