Ed Driscoll

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“Charlie Sheen Reveals To Radar: ‘I’m Moving To HBO For My Own Show:'”

Charlie Sheen has fired back on the decision to suspend Two and Half Men, labeling the move “crazy” — and boldly declaring that he is switching channels to HBO.

In a text message from the Bahamas where he is vacationing, the 45-year-old actor described CBS and Warner Bros. decision to immediately stop production of Two and a Half Men for the rest of the season as “crazy” and “sad”.

The Hollywood superstar revealed he was in serious negotiations to star in his own half-hour show, titled Sheen’s Corner — a deal that would reputedly land him a whopping $5 million an episode.

“I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee,” Sheen told RadarOnline.com’sDylan Howard, exclusively.

“It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”

At least L.A.-based media figure has volunteered to appear

Update: As Jim Geraghty quips, “Coming soon to CBS Mondays: One and a Half Men!”