You can take the Czech Republic out of the Soviet Union, but you can’t take the Soviet-style pseudo-science out the of the Czech Republic, it seems:
If you think a TSA grope is bad, gay men seeking asylum in the Czech Republic are forced to drop their pants and get hooked up to a penile plethysmograph to find out just how gay they are. After the “peter meter” device is attached to their penises, they are subjected to all kinds of pornography to see what happens to their junk. This test then determines if they can seek asylum.
As one of the commenters adds at the Corner, “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to watch Glee.”
Related: Somehow, at least tangentially: Military records reveal that “Bea Arthur Was A Truck-Driving Marine” during World War II.
Wasn’t it obvious?