Share It Fairly, But Don't Take a Slice of My Pie

Now is the time on Ed Driscoll.com when we juxtapose!

The First Lady on Thanksgiving:

Michelle Obama said it’s fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving.

“Don’t worry about how much you eat. Just enjoy it,” she said. “This is the time. Have pie.”

As long as it’s a slice this big:

Related: “Chris Christie for President: Because the commander-in-chief and leader of the free world should never be telling you to eat a @#$%^ salad.”

(Concept H/T: SDA.)