Ed Driscoll

Ron Jeremy Is Italian Spiderman!

Actually, I think it’s his stunt-double, but what the heck. After those last couple of posts, we need some comic relief. If I’m reading this correctly, it’s something that was shot recently, but designed to invoke the full cheesy horrors of the mid-1970s. To paraphrase Bill Murray in Stripes, behold Velveeta-Time, Italian-Style!

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Related: Speaking of Stripes, when Murray is first issued his camo gear in boot camp he jokes, “Look at this stuff. Chicks in New York paying top dollar for this garbage.” (Warning: photos not safe for work and/or sanity. Ze goggles will indeed do nothing.)