Ed Driscoll

Keep Flucking That Chicken, Fellas

President Obama: Biden, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Vice President Biden: No, I don’t think I do, sir, no.
President Obama: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 100 years ago, he might have been right. But today, the cold civil war is too important to be left to the average politician. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic Alinskyite thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Conservative infiltration, Conservative indoctrination, Conservative subversion and the international Tea Party conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

It won’t be easy, but perhaps by scanning the weekend headlines we might somehow stumble onto a pattern contained within them:

As Ace writes, “Hey, I Thought Ill-Considered Charges of Racism Were Wrong Or Something.”

To paraphrase another classic movie, I sense something; a presence I’ve not felt since 1994.

Related: “A Vast, White-Wing Conspiracy” that doesn’t know when to hold ’em, and/or know when to fold ’em.

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