“Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”
— Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), quotable as always.
“Well, I guess if I can take care of Bill Clinton’s blow jobs, I can take care of that.”
— Rahm Emanuel, as quoted by the New Republic’s Noam Scheiber.
Update: Headline of the day? “Obama administration encouraged by steady unemployment rate.”