Agents K And J Could Not Be Reached For Comment
Duuuude: 78 year old actor Rip Torn "arrested, charged with breaking into local bank with loaded gun."
Related: Tim Graham on "Actor/Activists Who Need a PR Guru":
For those who remember Susan Sarandon's didactic Haiti lecture at the Oscars years ago, the earnest celebrity aura is getting a little clouded. This year, she's sponsoring models playing ping-pong for Haiti — when she's not spanking a man-pig with a ruler on the stage of a rock concert.
This doesn't look like a coordinated public-relations strategy.
Fortunately, ManBearPig remains safe.